《生活大爆炸》中Sheldon的经典语录

《生活大爆炸》中Sheldon的经典语录

　　1.Point of order. As you’re in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. But, I’m a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. How do you want to proceed, vis a vis beverages?

　　按照程序。因为你不开心，按照惯例我该给你倒杯热饮。但我是你的客人，按照惯例你该给我倒杯饮料。你想要怎么来面对面互倒饮料呀？

　　2.What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel laureate?

　　有什么景色能与你儿子让诺贝尔奖得主颜面扫地相媲美呢？

　　3.Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems are no different than those of a stupid person?

　　你是说我的情绪问题跟那些白痴没什么两样吗？

　　4.It’s not suspicious that I’m fixating – it’s consistent with my personality.

　　我锲而不舍没什么奇怪的-我个性向来坚持不懈。

　　5.I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you''re better than this!

　　我居然想用蛇来吓唬印度佬。加油啊，库珀，你就那么点能耐吗。

　　6.Well, if it’s any help, I’ve read all the great moral philosophers, including Dr. Seuss.

　　如果需要帮忙的话，我读过各种伦理学家的著作，包括苏斯博士(美国*作家及漫画家、以宝贝书出名)的书哦。

　　7.Okay, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won’t be relying on Seuss here. Although One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable.

　　这么说现在的主题是性忠贞。苏斯博士在这方面估计靠不住。不过《一条鱼，两条鱼，红色的鱼，蓝色的鱼》到可能惊人的适用。

　　8.I’ve prepared a number of topics that should appeal to the advanced and novice conversationalist.

　　我准备了一些应该能同时吸引高阶谈天霸与低档聊天人的话题。

　　9.New topic: "Women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?"

　　新话题：“女人们，讨人喜爱的谜女还是令人厌恶的八婆？”